🍐 Jordan Pears 🍐

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🍐 THE GREAT PEAR — please applaud

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🍐 PEAR WEATHER

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🍐 PEAR FACTS, FREE

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🍐 QUICK QUIZ

I eat pears regularly I neglect pears A fallen pear gets eaten A fallen pear gets left

two questions. be honest.

🍐 THE FAMILY

 pipsqueak   brosnan    grandma
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| o o |   | - - | __  |  ___  |
 \ ^ /     \ ~ /_  \_  \ (o) /
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 _| |_   (___._____/   __| |__
(___.__)     | |       (___.__)

small, cool, and all-knowing, respectively

manifesto: one pear a day. that's it. that's the site.
awards: best pear site 1997–present (self-awarded) · ★★★★★ mum
log: 12 Oct — chilled out · 11 Oct — leaf acquired · 10 Oct — cv → /cv

🍐 GUESTBOOK (unsupervised)

faq: about pears? yes. cv? /cv. a pear? declined to answer. leaving? there's only pear.

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